I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
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Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
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Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize