my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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