Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Randomize
