You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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