he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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