Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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