Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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