Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize