Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
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Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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