Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
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at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
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I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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