I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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