Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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