Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
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whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
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Have you been drinking my beer?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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