so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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