But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Pants 0. Shit 1.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
