I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
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Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
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Oh Jesus.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
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Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
we're so committed to being not committed
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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