So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
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When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
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Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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