The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
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I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
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Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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