People with herpes should wear stickers.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
it's like iHOP with fire
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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