therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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