worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
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She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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