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In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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