i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
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If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
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Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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