Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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