talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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