I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
