So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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