i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
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I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
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Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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