But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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