Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
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So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
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Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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