D3 body, D1 cock
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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