I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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