tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
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I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
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You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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