He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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