I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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