I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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