So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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