question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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