I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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