you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Come see our sink grown plant.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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