I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
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Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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