i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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