Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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