it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I'm like, not good at living.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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