On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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