he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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