I am full of burrito and curiosity
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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