brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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