I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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