Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize
