Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
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The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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