I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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