found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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