you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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