this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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