OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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