Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
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I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
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He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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