she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
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apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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